Famous Speech Friday: Utah Lt. Gov. Spencer Cox: "My heart has changed"

The Eloquent Woman

Utah Lieutenant Governor Spencer Cox, like so many public officials this week, gave remarks at a public vigil for the shooting victims of the massacre at an Orlando, Florida, gay bar. You helped me learn the right letters of the alphabet in the right order even though you keep adding new ones. Can we, the citizens of the great state of Utah, lead the nation with love in the face of adversity?

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Contest Results: Official Book/Movie/Song

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HONORABLE MENTION (In random order). Utah: Stairway to Heaven. Contests creative humor writing Joke contest It’s time for the results of the Official State Book/Movie/Song contest. The top lines are listed below. New joke contests are announced on the first of the month. Our subscribers submitted the Official Books, Movies, and Songs for the different states. Not REAL ones. Just ones they came up with using their creativity. The next contest is November 1, 2014.

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Contest Results — Alternative Dinosaurs

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It’s time for the results of our Alternative Dinosaur joke writing contest. Dinosaur learning to ice skate: Mega-sore-ass. Darin Thompson, Smithfield, Utah, USA. ** SECOND PLACE **. Tags: Contests cartoon caption contest creative humor writing dinosaurs The contest theme was inspired by Jim Spero and Paul Lirette from Las Vegas. New Joke Contests are announced mid-month. New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month.

Cartoon Caption Contest Results — Blinders

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And yes, taping pictures of women on the inside of your blinders was a definite step backward! Darin Thompson, Smithfield, Utah. ** SECOND PLACE **. Tags: Contests cartoon caption contest creative humor writing joke writing It’s time for the top captions in our July Cartoon Caption Contest featuring the artwork of Dan Rosandich. New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).

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May Cartoon Caption Contest Results

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Is that what happened to you? Darin Thompson, Smithfield, Utah. ** SECOND PLACE **. Contests Cartoon caption creative writing humor contestIt’s time for the results of our May Cartoon Caption Contest featuring the artwork of professional cartoonist Dan Rosandich. New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months). New Joke Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months). The next Joke Contest is June 1, 2011.

Cartoon Caption Contest Results

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Listening to this makes me feel like a kid again! Andrew Jones, Utah. Contests cartoon captions creative writing Dan Rosandich humor contestIt’s time for the results of our September Cartoon Caption Contest. We feature the artwork of professional cartoonist Dan Rosandich. The top lines were selected by our panel of ten judges (speakers and improv players). New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced at the start of the month(alternating months).

Joke Contest Results — Quirky Medications

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Ibeloafin: Takes away the desire to do anything. Darin Thompson, Smithfield, Utah, USA. ** THIRD PLACE **. Tags: Contests creative writing humor Joke contest medications This month’s joke contest is Quirky Medications. The top lines were selected by our panel of seven judges (improv players and speakers). New Joke Contests are announced on the first of the month (alternating months). The next joke contest is April 1, 2010.

Cartoon Caption Contest Results — Snowman

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That reminds me…tonight is the grand finale of The Biggest Loser. Darin Thompson, Smithfield, Utah. Tags: Contests cartoon caption contest creative humor writing Dan Rosandich It’s time for the top captions in our Snowman Cartoon Caption Contest featuring the artwork of Dan Rosandich. New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months). New Joke Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).

Joke Contest Results — Crime and Punishment

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A person wearing their pants too low would be sentenced to 90 days in a crack house. Darin Thompson, Smithfield, Utah. Contests creative humor writing Joke contest Public speakersHere are the results of this month’s joke contest– Crime and Punishment. Our panel of ten judges picked our top lines. New Joke Contests are announced on the first of the month (alternating months). New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month (alternating months).

Joke Contest Results — Blended Cities

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It’s time for the results of our Blended Cities joke writing contest. Maryland and Tijuana — Mary-Juana: A city Bill Clinton visited but didn’t inhaled once while he was there. Darin Thompson, Smithfield, Utah, USA. ** SECOND PLACE **. Tags: Contests creative humor writing Joke contest The contest theme was inspired by Sol Morrison of Santa Barbara. New Joke Contests are announced mid-month.

Joke Contest Results — Blended Cities

Humor Power

It’s time for the results of our Blended Cities joke writing contest. Maryland and Tijuana — Mary-Juana: A city Bill Clinton visited but didn’t inhaled once while he was there. Darin Thompson, Smithfield, Utah, USA. ** SECOND PLACE **. Tags: Contests creative humor writing Joke contest The contest theme was inspired by Sol Morrison of Santa Barbara. New Joke Contests are announced mid-month.