Famous Speech Friday: Utah Lt. Gov. Spencer Cox: "My heart has changed"

The Eloquent Woman

Utah Lieutenant Governor Spencer Cox, like so many public officials this week, gave remarks at a public vigil for the shooting victims of the massacre at an Orlando, Florida, gay bar. You helped me learn the right letters of the alphabet in the right order even though you keep adding new ones. Can we, the citizens of the great state of Utah, lead the nation with love in the face of adversity?

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David Stokoe - The Invisible Hand Gets a Gun

Jane Genova: Speechwriter - Ghostwriter

Last Thursday, Salt Lake City, Utah landlord David Stoke went to a house of a tenant in order to evict. It was economic thought leader Adam Smith who explained that all's well that ends well when the marketplace is allowed to operate unfettered. He called that dynamic "the invisible hand." " But, what Smith didn't anticipate is that the invisible hand might get a gun. Who doesn't have a gun in 2019!

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Contest Results: Official Book/Movie/Song

Humor Power

HONORABLE MENTION (In random order). Utah: Stairway to Heaven. It’s time for the results of the Official State Book/Movie/Song contest. The top lines are listed below. New joke contests are announced on the first of the month. Our subscribers submitted the Official Books, Movies, and Songs for the different states. Not REAL ones. Just ones they came up with using their creativity. The next contest is November 1, 2014.

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Contest Results — Alternative Dinosaurs

Humor Power

Dinosaur learning to ice skate: Mega-sore-ass. Darin Thompson, Smithfield, Utah, USA. ** SECOND PLACE **. It’s time for the results of our Alternative Dinosaur joke writing contest. The contest theme was inspired by Jim Spero and Paul Lirette from Las Vegas. New Joke Contests are announced mid-month. New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month. Here are this month’s top lines: ** FIRST PLACE **.

Cartoon Caption Contest Results

Humor Power

Listening to this makes me feel like a kid again! Andrew Jones, Utah. It’s time for the results of our September Cartoon Caption Contest. We feature the artwork of professional cartoonist Dan Rosandich. The top lines were selected by our panel of ten judges (speakers and improv players). New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced at the start of the month(alternating months). New Joke Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).

Joke Contest Results — Quirky Medications

Humor Power

Ibeloafin: Takes away the desire to do anything. Darin Thompson, Smithfield, Utah, USA. ** THIRD PLACE **. This month’s joke contest is Quirky Medications. The top lines were selected by our panel of seven judges (improv players and speakers). New Joke Contests are announced on the first of the month (alternating months). The next joke contest is April 1, 2010. New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month (alternating months).

May Cartoon Caption Contest Results

Humor Power

Is that what happened to you? Darin Thompson, Smithfield, Utah. ** SECOND PLACE **. It’s time for the results of our May Cartoon Caption Contest featuring the artwork of professional cartoonist Dan Rosandich. New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months). New Joke Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months). The next Joke Contest is June 1, 2011.

Cartoon Caption Contest Results — Reunion

Humor Power

Didn’t you use to be Brock Miller? Darin Thompson, Smithfield, Utah. HONORABLE MENTION (in random order). – Don’t worry about the flash not working. It’s time for the results of our March Cartoon Caption Contest– Reunion. We feature the art of professional cartoonist Dan Rosandich. New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).

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Cartoon Caption Contest Results — Snowman

Humor Power

That reminds me…tonight is the grand finale of The Biggest Loser. Darin Thompson, Smithfield, Utah. It’s time for the top captions in our Snowman Cartoon Caption Contest featuring the artwork of Dan Rosandich. New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months). New Joke Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months). Here are this month’s cartoon and the results: ** FIRST PLACE **.

Joke Contest Results — Blended Cities

Humor Power

Maryland and Tijuana — Mary-Juana: A city Bill Clinton visited but didn’t inhaled once while he was there. Darin Thompson, Smithfield, Utah, USA. ** SECOND PLACE **. It’s time for the results of our Blended Cities joke writing contest. The contest theme was inspired by Sol Morrison of Santa Barbara. New Joke Contests are announced mid-month. New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month.

Joke Contest Results — Blended Cities

Humor Power

Maryland and Tijuana — Mary-Juana: A city Bill Clinton visited but didn’t inhaled once while he was there. Darin Thompson, Smithfield, Utah, USA. ** SECOND PLACE **. It’s time for the results of our Blended Cities joke writing contest. The contest theme was inspired by Sol Morrison of Santa Barbara. New Joke Contests are announced mid-month. New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month.

Joke Contest Results — Crime and Punishment

Humor Power

A person wearing their pants too low would be sentenced to 90 days in a crack house. Darin Thompson, Smithfield, Utah. Here are the results of this month’s joke contest– Crime and Punishment. Our panel of ten judges picked our top lines. New Joke Contests are announced on the first of the month (alternating months). New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month (alternating months). The next caption contest is July 1, 2011. ** FIRST PLACE **.

Important stories I’m reading Now

TJ Walker Interactive

Mike Lee (R-Utah) appeared on Fox News Sunday and seemed to confirm how pointless a threat to defund Obamacare would be. Activist Adam Kokesh ordered held without bond in D.C. Activist Adam Kokesh ordered held without bond in D.C. 51min. TODAY.com: Today. TV reporter fired over blog ‘didn’t think it would come to this’ Shea Allen expected to report the news, not be part of it.

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