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Missouri is funny because its mules always say Hee-Haw! Here are the top lines for the February Joke Contest — State of the Funny. Some of our subscribers said that this contest was more difficult than most. New contests are announced on the first of the month. The next contest starts on March 1, 2015. Here are our top three and honorable mention entries: ** FIRST PLACE **. The District of Columbia is funny because it has the most politicians. MORE

For example, as Stack points out, that issue has also become a dominant meme at the Universities of Missouri and Louisville. Let's cut to the chase. MORE

She'd worked her way through decades of being one of just a few women in this profession, and her extemporaneous remarks describe how she fell in love with computing, starting with a job where she "was to add up the total of all the possible license plate combinations in the state of Missouri." MORE

Well, this issue of blackmail has reared its ugly head in the career of Missouri governor Eric Greitens. When members of the media out an illicit affair by a government official constituents et al. brace for the next shoe to drop: disclosure that those in the loop have been blackmailed, have been the blackmailers, or have been threatened with blackmail. That's the #1 peril of having trusted servants caught up in matters of the heart. MORE

"Armed robbers used the game Pokémon Go to lure victims to an isolated trap in Missouri. police believe the suspects used the phone app, which directs users to capture imaginary creatures. to tempt players into secluded areas where they could be easily robbed." MORE

I’m from Missouri, the Show ME state. - It’s time for the results of the May Joke Contest: What To Say to a Naked Person. Joke Contests are announced on the first of the month. Our next contest is June 1, 2014. Here are the top lines and Honorable Mention entries from this month’s contest, selected by our panel of judges (speakers and improv players). ** FIRST PLACE **. I can give you clothes, but no cigar. Marty Bernstein, Oak Park, Illinios. ** SECOND PLACE **. MORE

Cindy Tebo, St Louis, Missouri. ** SECOND PLACE **. It’s time for the results of the August joke contest. The theme of the contest is THE BIG BUT. The challenge to the write is to write a line where the word BUT changes the meaning of the end of the sentence in a funny way. Joke contests are announced on the first of the month. The next joke contest will be announced tomorrow. ** FIRST PLACE **. She looked like a keeper, but needed a finder. MORE

What is the ethnic population of Missouri? An old television game show from the 1950s, Name that Tune , pitted 2 contestants against each other. The objective was for one contestant to name the tune the orchestra would play in fewer notes than could the other contestant. In this exercise, the objective is similar; it’s to find reliable information most efficiently, in as few mouse clicks or time as possible. MORE

In an interesting post on ' What PowerPoint can't show you ' yesterday, Martin Shovel poses the excellent question of whether it would have improved the famous metaphor used by Winston Churchill in his speech at Fulton, Missouri in 1946, in which he said “. MORE

Last May, J&J was ordered to pay $110 million in a Missouri court verdict. This is the last episode of "Sunday Night," hosted by Megyn Kelly. And the collective feeling seems to be a sigh of good riddance. The programming, as usual, is stale. MORE

Among the colleges with a pet-friendly policy is Stephens College in Missouri.  Research studies are probably already going on: is there less self-destructive behavior among college freshmen who bring Fido or Muffy along with them to college?   A special dorm called Pet Central has been set aside to accommodate students who won't have to endure separation angst, at least not concerning their pet. MORE

The FAA hired me to keep you guys off the runway. Cindy Tebo, Catawissa, Missouri, USA. ** SECOND PLACE **. Here are the results of our latest Cartoon Caption Contest. Our next caption contest will be announced on May 1. New joke contests are announced mid month. MORE

Cindy Tebo, St Louis, Missouri. ** THIRD PLACE **. Here are the September Joke Contest results. The theme is to create book titles which feature very simple or very complex subjects. New joke contests are announced on the first of the month. Our next contest will be announced on October 1. Here are the top lines for this month’s contest selected by our panel of six judges (speakers and improv players). ** FIRST PLACE **. Ninety Days to a Better Three Months. MORE

The homeruns included uncovering a $125 million lawsuit against Donald Trump in a storage facility in Missouri; live streaming of high-profile criminal trials; and putting together a legal opinion about Emailgate that went viral. MORE

Harley-Davidson announced it's closing its Kansas City, Missouri plant, wiping out 800 jobs. Harley-Davidson can't regain its cultural hold as a symbol of freedom. The "Easy Rider" mindset isn't catching on with Millennials.  MORE

Biographer Ron Powers regaled us with stories from his hometown of Hannibal, Missouri. This year, 2010, marks the centennial year of the death of Samuel Langhorne Clemens (a.k.a., Mark Twain). It is also his 175 th birthday and the 125 th anniversary of the American publication of Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. It’s a big year for Twain, and I’m sure he’s bummed that he’s not here. But there’s no need to worry. There are stand-ins in abundance. MORE

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My first Cable Car ride was on a return trip as a tourist after I had moved to Missouri. I remember hearing of someone who lived in New York City and had never been to the Statue of Liberty. They could see the statue from their apartment window. I can relate to that. I lived in the San Francisco bay area for twelve years. During that time, I never took a ride on a Cable Car. To add interest and diversity to your life I recommend thinking like a tourist. MORE

Louis, Missouri Metro area, Kumar's body was found.  Darkness has again fallen on one of America's best and brightest. Haren Kumar, 17, was headed for Harvard in the fall to study computer science and history. That won't happen. Missing since Thursday from his family's home in the St.   Some suspect suicide. He was known to have suffered from clinical depression. Too often he isolated himself. Here are more details from the New York Post.  MORE

The Pacific Plains Region includes communicators from: Alaska, Arizona, California, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Iowa, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota, South Dakota, Oregon, Utah, Washington, Wisconsin and Wyoming. Earn recognition for your speechwriting skills (and other business communication expertise) from the Pacific Plains Region of IABC. MORE

Many will have been surprised to hear a paragraph dedicated to Ferguson, Missouri, but it was there for a specific reason. by Peter Paskale. Powerful speeches contain powerful content. For that content to shine though, it must be mounted into a powerful structure. MORE

It opened with a panel of four, top comedy magicians which included Tom Mullica, famous for his Tom Foolery night club in Atlanta and his tribute to Red Skelton performed in Branson Missouri. I attended a magician’s convention in October. He said his favorite funny-man was George Carl. Tom sent me a link of a George Carl performance on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. It’s brilliant physical comedy. MORE

At Fulton, Missouri in 1946, he spoke of an "iron curtain" that had "descended across the continent" of Europe (for more on which, see also HERE & HERE ) : Far from prompting those who heard it to start saying things like "What curtain?" Looking through video clips for a conference presentation, I came across one that I've often quoted as an example of how effectively a simple metaphor can be used to get a point across. MORE

Missouri teen Kenneth Suttner apparently committed suicide with a.22. Not only school districts are being held accountable for suicides of students who have been bullied. Now, law enforcement has also targeted employers. He was overweight and had a speech impediment. MORE

  Americans, such as Tiger Woods and former Missouri House Speaker Rod Jetton, have been pushing beyond the missionary position.  BDSM or rough sex seems to be the new frontier.    However, the results have been mixed, as we know. From the tone of the mistress's report of the hair-pulling and the wanting to spank by Woods it seems that she wasn't exactly a happy camper.    In law they call that non-consensual.  MORE