Here are the top lines for the February Joke Contest — State of the Funny. Some of our subscribers said that this contest was more difficult than most. New contests are announced on the first of the month. The District of Columbia is funny because it has the most politicians. Minnesota is funny because it is the home of Minnehaha Falls. Florida is funny because its fitness program consists of aerobic shuffleboard. MORE

Press Event Monday September 23 rd , 11:30 am Capitol Rotunda, Harrisburg Every child in Pennsylvania deserves an opportunity to learn, whether they are from large or small, rich or not-so-rich, urban, suburban or rural school districts, charter schools or cyber schools; whether their legislator is a freshman state representative or a senate officer. to 21 school districts behind closed doors Lancaster gets $2.4 But cash-strapped Columbia School District was not among the lucky 21. MORE

65% of all funds now distributed in this school year are based on statistics from the 1989-90 school year. 65% of all funds now distributed in this school year are based on statistics from the 1989-90 school year. The plan failed because only parts of it were ever implemented during FY 2008-09 and 2009-10, and the General Assembly chose to abandon any further references to the plan in subsequent years.” “….The At present, there is no system of funding. MORE

As in the long days of hearings on Watergate, these are unusual times. In the middle of all this is Akin Gump partner Melissa Laurenza. Her special area of expertise is campaign law/lobbying registration. Unregistered agent of a foreign principal. MORE

New Joke contests are annonced on the first of each month. Here are the top lines selected by our panel of judges (speakers and improv players). Minnesota: Land of 10,000 Likes. District of Columbia: Live Free or Die Broke. Washington DC: Land of 10,000 Mistakes. Washington DC: Don’t Make a Federal Case Out of it. Wisconsin: Home of Cheesy Humor. MORE

The first 200 to register get a complimentary CD of the call and I pay the shipping. For profit education is booming even though the rest of the economy is in trouble. In this teleclass I'll be showing you the exact steps to take to get certified to sell your knowledge in the form of State Certified School. > Where to find the licensing websites for all 50 states and the District of Columbia. I'll go over 17 of them on this call. => MORE