Rush Limbaugh:  A bucket of fried chicken — all right wings.      Marty Bernstein, Oak Park, Illinois, USA. ** SECOND PLACE **. Rod Blagojevich:  The key to the city — the exit gate.      Nancy Lininger, Camarillo, California, USA. ** THIRD PLACE **. Our Joke Writing Contest theme last month was:  Retirement Gifts.

Bowler:  Alley Cat.      Sandy Kampner, Evergreen Park, Illinois, USA. ** THIRD PLACE (Tie) **. Shakespearian actor:  Two bees.      Tom Nee, Oak Lawn, Illinois, USA. Chiropractor:  Charlie Horse.      Sol Morrison, Santa Barbara, California, USA. Here are the results from our August contest — The Perfect Pet. 

The theme was inspired by Sol Morrison from Santa Barbara, California. . The cure for military personnel having bad hair days:  Head and Soldiers Shampoo.      Marty Bernstein, Oak Park, Illinois. ** SECOND PLACE **. It’s time for the results of our Creative Cures humor contest.  The next caption contest is July 1, 2010.

In HuffingtonPost.com, Terence Chea reports that rallies took place at colleges in California, Wisconsin, Illinois, Washington state, Texas, and Alabama.  Could Thursday rallies on college campuses to protest education funding cuts be the beginning of CounterCulture 2.0?  0160; Some of the protests, just as with CC 1.0,

Tender Piddles:  Special formula for cats who occasionally miss the litter box.      Tom Nee, Oak Lawn, Illinois, USA. ** THIRD PLACE **. Chow Mane:  Full of vitamins to grow healthy hair on lions.      Nancy Lininger, Camarillo, California, USA. It’s time for the results of the Quirky Pet Foods contest.

m thinking about Andoni Schultz, from Los Altos, California, who’s fought brain cancer since he was three. He’s 0160; And then there’s Shantell Steve, from my hometown of Chicago, Illinois. Even 0160; If he talked to the Kindergarteners mano a mano , then the 12 th graders would be bored out of their already cynical minds.

My ex-boyfriend was spineless!      Carol Sauceda, Santa Barbara, California, USA. ** SECOND PLACE **.  . The other “Iron Surgeon America&# team is almost ready to close.      Sol  Morrison, Santa Barbara, California, USA. ** THIRD PLACE **. We had a lot of fun entries for our January Cartoon Caption Contest.  was right! 

My ex-boyfriend was spineless!      Carol Sauceda, Santa Barbara, California, USA. ** SECOND PLACE **.  . The other “Iron Surgeon America&# team is almost ready to close.      Sol  Morrison, Santa Barbara, California, USA. ** THIRD PLACE **. We had a lot of fun entries for our January Cartoon Caption Contest.  was right! 

Boulder and Landover — Boulderover: Where to impress that special lady.      Marty Bernstein, Oak Park, Illinois, USA. ** THIRD PLACE **. Omaha and Oshkosh:  Omikosh: A town of many fantastic surprises.      Gerald Fleischmann, Fountain Valley, California, USA. The contest theme was inspired by Sol Morrison of Santa Barbara.

Boulder and Landover — Boulderover: Where to impress that special lady.      Marty Bernstein, Oak Park, Illinois, USA. ** THIRD PLACE **. Omaha and Oshkosh:  Omikosh: A town of many fantastic surprises.      Gerald Fleischmann, Fountain Valley, California, USA. The contest theme was inspired by Sol Morrison of Santa Barbara.